YOUR BRAIN JUST BURNED ONE CALORIE BY READING THIS SENTENCE. (and by the end of this ad it will have burned 29 more) The human brain is a fascinating thing. Although it only weighs 1.4 kilograms (about 3 pounds) on average it consumes a good twenty percent of our energy. Above all complicated never-ending sentences peppered with foreign words unusual ch@răcteæs different font sizes and lengths and tricky brainteasers make the cerebrum with its billions of myelinated fibers only the size of a micron perform at its best. On that note: guess how many chickpeas fit into a VW Beetle. So why are we telling you all this and keeping you from reading your magazine? Since thinking burns calories it not only helps you lose weight but also makes you hungry. That's why here at eatclever we help your most important organ perform at its peak by providing it with healthy low-calorie and above all delicious food. Our meals are available in vegan versions on request and are packed full of vitamins omega-3 fatty acids and trace elements - and can be delivered to your doorstep with just a few clicks. In fact it's as easy as how you're losing weight right now just by reading this ad. Speaking of which you've already burned 13 calories. We hope you don't suffer from triskaidekaphobia (the fear of the number 13 but of course you already knew that). If you're one of the olght out of ten people in Germany who set a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and exercise - congratulations! At least you can easily take care of the healthy diet part with us. Nowobviously we can't stop you from also signing up for an expensive gym membership like millions of your peers and working out in a disciplined manner for the entire month of January before stopping and just diligently paying the fees for the rest of the year. Which on average comes out to about 585 euros annually. For this amount we can bring you a lot of freshly prepared meals. Do the math: your daily food budget equals 585 euros/365 days = x. But best of all you can watch a new season of your favorite show while you're at it instead of getting stared at by that creep at the gym with the mustache while you work out your gluteus maximus doing quadruped hip extensions. Almost done reading! By the way 24 394 chickpeas fit in a VW Beetle. Our Indian low-carb high-protein chickpea curry doesn't have quite as many in it but they're that much more delicious. As a token of our appreciation for making it this far you'll receive a € 4 discount off your first order by using the code (*the thirty-sixth word in this ad spelled backwards). And while your're waiting why not treat yourself to a fresh piece of melon as an appetizer? As luck would have it 100 grams of melon have exactly 30 calories. Bon appétit! Or as they say in Hindi: अपने भोजन का आनंद ल 0 eatclever Feelgood Food Delivery